I am not normally a soccer fan, but this report today in the Inquirer caught my interest:
"Austria won, 10-5, over their larger neighbor, but at the end of the game, they had to forego the traditional shirt swap. The reason? Both teams were clad only in thongs."
No THAT's what I'm talking about. None of this nil-nil crap. Or big sweaty guys running all afternoon up and down the field while the grass grows. THIS (NSFW) is how it should be done.
No word on when this wonderful new twist on a boring old game is headed to the US. Perhaps Brandi Chastain will try out for the team.