A regular reader has reminded me that it is Friday and thus there should be a Fantastic Four post. I considered taking the day off. Based on the roads in South Jersey, everyone else did. But my duty to my hundreds - err uhh - dozens umm more like several loyal readers has won out.
Since many of us are now sitting on the couch recovering from Thanksgiving, or like me, recovering from collateral effects of living near a mall, I will go with a Thanksgiving theme today.
What are your four favorite things about Thanksgiving?
- That it's a non-religious, or at least a-religious holiday. No pressure to get up early and get to church or anything.
- That it's entirely permissible to say "I'm gonna get me some dark meat today!"
- That I've got Friday off!
- That America has turned yet another holiday into an orgy of gluttony, televised sports and shopping.
Go have a turkey sandwich! And get me one while you're at it