I don't know about you, but I tend to think of topless joints as a later in the day kind of thing.
Donald Crabtree, however thinks differently. He's proposed a topless coffee shop for sleepy little Vassalboro, Maine.
I've been there. The town needs something. I'm just not sure it's a topless coffee shop. Don't get me wrong. I am not anti-nudity. God no. And I am not anti-coffee shop. But I am not sure the two mix well. Especially not in rural Maine.
But it might keep things warm in the winter!