There was really very little about the Super Bowl this year that intrigued me. I likened it to a cage match between Idi Amin and Hitler. Two thoroughly unlikeable teams in a matchup where, by rule, someone MUST win is not what I am generally looking for in a championship. Put the game in a craphole town like Indianapolis and you've got the worst possible confluence of events. They should have just canceled the thing.
Sadly, the game was played despite my misgivings.
After the initial excitement of Tom Brady brain farting his way into a safety, I was pretty much bored out of my mind. I caught myself checking out ESPN's counter programming of 'The World's Strongest Man,' where giant freaks of nature pulled trucks with their teeth. Despite New York trying to give New England every chance to win, Tom Brady threw behind open receivers all night and Rob 'Jesus' Gronkowski could not haul in the desperation heave as time expired.
Thus, Tom Coughlin and Eli Manning have been guaranteed enshrinement in the ever-more-mediocre Football Hall of Fame.
I was hopeful that the commercials would at least be a respite from the bad matchup. While there were a few bight spots, I was left thinking that this was the weakest set of Super Bowl Commercials in the modern era of commercialdom. While I think that the animal commercial era has had it heyday and is in decline, I did I enjoy the Doritos 'You Didn't See Nuthin' spot. I thought the Seinfeld/Leno spot for Acura was very witty and well-done, but was surprised to see it twice,
Some of the big ads fell flat for me. I felt like the Budweiser Prohibition ads were just 30 second versions of 'Boardwalk Empire' with no guns or nudity. The Honda commercial with Matthew Broderick re-living his Ferris Bueller role was too long and really did nothing for me as a fan of the movie.
Halftime show? Even if you believe Madonna wasn't lip-synching that performance, what is this? 1987? I loved the Material Girl as much as any red-blooded american teen in the 1980s, but who's next? Rick Astley? The lame additions of current 'stars' did nothing to add energy ot the show, but DID add some controversy.
I did enjoy the company as an impromptu scheduling change left me available to hang out with my brother and his buddies. The debate over Trey vs. Keith Richards in a guitar death match and the needling of Alice lent a bit of fun to the atmosphere and wrapped up a very good weekend.
13 days 'til pitchers and catchers!












I've had this thought a few other times, but what has happened in the last few years is that CBP has become a key place to go for the young fun crowd. Monday night, there were SCORES of young ladies who were out at the park as their evening recreation instead of going to a bar. That NEVER happened at the Vet. Of course when the ladies are there, the boys are that much more uhhh ... testosterone-filled.
With cheap prices for the worst seats, good beer and food and a fun team, CPB has become a social destination.Basically you end up with a 40,000 seat nightclub. Stuff's gonna happen. The key here is that the CBP folks need to make sure that they have a fun place for the younger crowd, while ensuring that older folks and those of us who go with our kids are also able to enjoy the environment. More stringent carding by the vendors? Yes. Stepped up security presence in the 300 level? Check. Family sections with no alcohol? Probably a plan.
Whatever the solutions, the Phils have to act now or they risk having the crowds start to stay home if the ugliness escalates.Hat tip to my brother Matt for the post over at TheLevel that got this post started for me.